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Humourous Balls

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Has anyone lost some balls? I got some missing balls here!

So yesterday Tiqa and I went down to Astaka for some riadah time. All I wanted to do was sit by the side lines while watching beautifully contracted biceps. Yeah, half of my sayangs were there and the ones with hot bodies wore sleeveless. Damn my weakness towards biceps. I played basketball with Tiqa under the coaching of Aiman. He is the college team captain so training a bunch of girls would be sort of easy for him, right? Anyway I learned how to shoot properly and I did a layout!

So workouts aside, its been a funny week in KMM and it all involves Theo. He's like warak and when you have a dirty conversation around him, things tend to get interesting. For instance, one night I called him so I can be mad for him not telling that was the imam for isyak prayers. The conversation went like this

Shana: Anyway prayers aside, what are you doing?

Theo: Tengah buat dosa.....

Shana: What? buat dosa? dengan sape?

Theo: My roommate.

[Shana tells everyone around the table that Theo is committing sin in his room. Everyone looked at each other in disbelief]

Shana: (shocked and confused put of her mind) Are you sure? You.... buat dosa?

Theo: Bukan buat dosa.... Buat JOTTER....

[Shana laughs her ass off with the rest of the table]

Later that week, Theo stumbled upon the word 'erotic' from Aiman and asked us what is the definition of that word. Nobody wanted to explain to him cause we didn't know what type of reaction he would give. He's warak! I so don't want to tell him what erotic means. Eventually Aiman took the responsibilty and told him. His reaction was a simple 'oh'. We continued to talk about dirty things, like Qayyum's hilarious attempt to explain what a stripper is.

"Kau nampak tak tiang tu? Cuba kau bayangkan sorang perempuan tengah pusing-pusing around it"

I never looked at that tiang the same way again. Hahahaha! When we were talking, I sort of felt bad for Theo. He can't jump into the conversation, it's against religion. Then he made a bold statement saying that he's not affected by our conversation. What happened afterwards is freaking hilarious and yet so dirty. So I'm not gonna write it. Sorry :P

That's it for today. Happy Ramadhan!


Chou

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