"You know Sha, you hang out with assholes so much, you can practically read them."
A friend of mine said that to me the other day. And you know what? She's right. So here are 3 theories that I have came up with after hanging out and observing the fortunate assholes that have become close friends with me.
1) Never put high hopes on an asshole
- Why? Cause they only think of themselves. Unless you are lucky enough to meet the other 15% of the asshole community that actually give a shit towards other people. Those are the assholes that you can really trust and love.
2) Assholes are very caring people to certain lucky girls that they truly fall for but they are very subtle about it
- It's a generic fact that assholes only think of themselves. But once in a blue moon, they fall really hard for a girl and when they do, they start to be very protective towards her. They would literally go to real lengths to make her happy even though he gets twice as much pain back.
3) Assholes are really insecure people, they just don't show it
- Assholes might look like the own the world and they walk with such swagger and arrogance that you either want to smack him or kiss him. But actually they are really insecure about themselves. Not in the looks department but in their personalities. They feel like their not significant enough for the world and that every bad events that happens is their fault.
There you go! One more thing, if you want to date an asshole, you need one thing : PATIENCE.
Indulging in the symphonies of: Other side of the world to me by KT Tunstall
Chou
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