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You can't stop clickin' at me, 
Writin' bout me,
Tweetin' bout me
I can't stop, this what is gon' be, my swagger's in check.

Honestly saying, I have a certain admiration towards assholes. Most of them are good for nothing SOBs but I still do have a slight fondness towards them. Their confidence intrigues me as well as infuriates me. So what makes an ass from my point of view?

Well they all have one similarity and that is the fact that they think they are all that. They think that they're the shit. You get what I mean? It's that cocky brash attitude that makes the asses. But guess what I discovered? There are actually many types of asses that are cocky towards different things.

  • The most common ass are the ones that believe that they can get any girl in a snap of a finger. Whether its attention, affection or even some pussy, 'difficulty' is not in their vocabulary.
  • Then there are the ones that believe they are smarter than everyone. They believe their information is most precise and they're way of thinking is the one that makes the most sense.
  • They there are the conceited leaders. The ones that believe they sit on a higher level compared to everyone else because they have a certain advantage. They might be rich, have ample connections or even be a great speakers or commanders.
These are the types that I have had the opportunity to cross paths with. One way or another they are my friends. The ones that know their limit of assholeness la. Buat majal ngan I dah sah I biar you tepi jalan. But from what I see, they believe so deeply towards their inference that they are hot, smart or rich......

and the irony is that positive results can be seen. The hot conceited ones are always surrounded blooming flowers, the brash smart ones are mostly correct in their explanations and the arrogant leaders will always have their team of minions.

If these results were not seen, they wouldn't be refereed to as asses. They would be labeled 'PERASAN'.

I rest my case.

Indulging in the beats of : Swagger Jagger by Cher Lloyd

Chou

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Yukana vi Britannia said…
Buat majal ngan I dah sah I biar you tepi jalan. I LOL-ed that that!

I think you can start writing a thesis or a journal on 'Classifications of asses in Malaysia' already. That would be interesting to read.
October 12, 2011 at 1:39 AM
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